Wow, I keep forgetting to use ésta cosa. I'm just so ocupado with work y otras cosas. Anyway, chequíe mi friend's page to see what I've been missing y quiero decir algo. I mean, have I been to your base? Carajo,  ni siquiera he conocido a ninguno de ustedes en persona besides the one that flew me out of Disney? You sent some woman (who, by the way, estaba que estilla)  to get the lion back so that doesn't count. No offense, I'm quite happy not being afraid of getting stepped on by accident, but it does frustrates me. Especialmente porque si venimos ha ver, la tipita esa que llevarón ahí los puede meter en mas problemas que yo, who already works on the ARMY and know about you.

I'm not saying that I want to go there. Conocí a esta veintiúnica gata que me tiene loco and we're knowing each other. I can't just disappear now y regresar con el excuse of having a pajama party with giant robots.

Anyway, just saying 'Hi, I'm not dead yet!'. I'll try to remember about this lj thing, but I make no promises.

Cheka!

Holy shit! I almost forgot que tenía una pendejá de estas. I actually wouldn't have bothered to post something si no fuera por que I know those robots are out there leyendo when they get bored.

Cause I don't know how the fuck contactarlos and I've got one of them outside my apartment. He's like a fucking orange león gigante. And you know what's worse? He's got real lions with him. Y la jodienda es que I have to go out today.

Do you know how weird es el vivir en los Estados Unidos and be afraid of fucking lions attacking you en tu jodía casa? Can anyone come pick them up? Really, it's not funny.

Okay, people, I talked to some people and I was able to send you my gifts for the Three Kings Day so they should be arriving soon. 

Okay, people I'm not dead. Va casi un mes desde que pude usar esto. But hey, you know how life is. It kept me from using the computer and stuff.

Been checking what I missed and wow... esto es peor que una novela...

Lennox, Jeff we are going out this weekend. Bring the robots turned humans too. The more the merrier. Recuerden nos vamos de bar en bar hasta que amanezca.

Baby girl, Maggie, I am so sorry I couldn't make it. Something came up and well... Familia, ya sabes... I'm really sorry for making you wait and stuff... I'd totally understand if you don't want to try that again.

Okay people, can we say what the fuck! Llego del avión y me entero que tengo un briefing. I didn't even had time to get my stuff. Shit, I hope one of these fuckers picked it  up.

Apparently I needed to be briefed about you guys. It fucking took them days to do that. ¡Días! Como si no tuviera nada importante que hacer. Lennox, if I didn't knew better, sir, I'd say it was your idea.

Anyways, now that they let me go to get settled. I find out you guys are in trouble again. A la verdad que ustedes tiened una suerte del carajo... Does that mean I can't take Maggie out? I'm finally here and free, please tell me I can. Been looking forward to this desde que llegué. Eso e irnos de joda con Lennox y Jeff.

Damn it, I missed the action, didn't I? Hope you guys had fun! I don't mind really, I had fun here. La próxima vez vamos to's juntos a joder pa'llá.

I'll be going to the airport soon. Can't wait to meet all of you! Epps, Captain, we are going out as soon as I arrive and partying all fucking night. Noche de juerga, ya saben.

Oh and Maggie, I'll be there soon. Tell me place and time to pick you up, baby girl. It'll definitely take your mind away from the robots, chica.

I know I fucked this English only post I wanted to make. But, lo estoy haciendo for the fun of it, saben. Next time a lo mejor me sale.

Well, I'm still vacationing. Only seven more days of sun, beach, drinks, women and fun. I'm about to go postal on the damned hotel elevator. They keep playing this really crappy tropical music shit. It keeps going on and on.

Can't wait to go back and shoot those motherfuckers that have been worrying you. Sure, I really don't know ya, but I'm not about to turn down a chance to use my guns. El capitán no puede ser el único que se divierta... mierda, ya dañé el mensaje este. Pa'l carajo, así se va...

Anyways, I'll try the whole English only thing in another post. Y deberían agradecerme por el intento.